1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,200 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,203 and I live with my parents. 3 00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:12,038 Oh! 4 00:00:12,104 --> 00:00:14,173 This is my dad. 5 00:00:16,108 --> 00:00:18,878 This is my mom. Ooh-hoo! 6 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:20,980 [laughs] This is my sister. 7 00:00:21,047 --> 00:00:22,214 She's shy. 8 00:00:22,281 --> 00:00:24,350 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,119 This is my room. 10 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:30,089 And this... 11 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:33,492 this is my show. 12 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:35,427 * * 13 00:00:36,696 --> 00:00:39,598 [light music] 14 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:40,867 * * 15 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:43,535 - [grumbling] 16 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,571 [doorbell rings] 17 00:00:45,638 --> 00:00:48,074 - Hello, friendly neighborhood paper boy. 18 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,409 What can I do for you today? 19 00:00:50,476 --> 00:00:52,879 - I'm here about the money, Mr. Star. 20 00:00:52,945 --> 00:00:54,613 - Money? [chuckles] 21 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:57,416 Oh, I don't need any money, but thanks for asking. 22 00:00:57,483 --> 00:00:59,218 - Wait, no. 23 00:01:01,053 --> 00:01:03,790 [groans] No, you big pinhead. 24 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,592 You owe me newspaper money. 25 00:01:06,693 --> 00:01:07,827 Huh? 26 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:11,097 Hmm. 27 00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:13,700 - [humming] * Shower * 28 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:14,934 [door opens] 29 00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:18,137 [singing loudly] 30 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:20,439 - Fork over three bucks! 31 00:01:20,506 --> 00:01:23,142 - Aah! 32 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:26,478 - [shouts, grunting] 33 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,615 I'll be back, you deadbeat! 34 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:32,151 - Bunny, there's a prowler on the loose! 35 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:35,187 [shouts, grunting] 36 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,727 [groaning] 37 00:01:42,461 --> 00:01:45,464 - Mom, have you seen my ski poles? 38 00:01:45,531 --> 00:01:46,966 [grunts] 39 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:48,935 Never mind. 40 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:50,369 - [moaning eerily] 41 00:01:50,436 --> 00:01:55,341 - It's a g-g-g-ghost! 42 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,276 [whispering indistinctly] 43 00:01:57,343 --> 00:02:01,848 You're right. This would be great on my show! 44 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,783 [laughing] 45 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:07,086 Look, Squidina, a real live ghost. 46 00:02:07,153 --> 00:02:09,155 - [moans] 47 00:02:09,221 --> 00:02:11,290 - Oh, perfect. 48 00:02:11,357 --> 00:02:13,893 Let's do a Ghost Peeker segment. 49 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,427 And action. 50 00:02:15,494 --> 00:02:20,332 - Welcome to "Peek-A-Boo"! 51 00:02:20,399 --> 00:02:22,268 I've just seen a ghost. 52 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:24,103 Look how big my pupils are. 53 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,972 - [screaming] 54 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:28,107 - Now it's your turn. 55 00:02:28,174 --> 00:02:29,842 - [moans] 56 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:32,278 - Peek-a-boo. 57 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:34,981 - [moaning eerily] 58 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:36,615 Peek-a-boo. 59 00:02:36,682 --> 00:02:38,217 - Daddy? 60 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,787 - Peek-a-boo. - Peek-a-boo. 61 00:02:40,853 --> 00:02:42,154 - Peek-a-boo. 62 00:02:42,221 --> 00:02:43,222 - Peek-a-boo. 63 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:46,058 - Peek-a-boo. - Peek-a-boo. 64 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,928 - Oh, Dad, you're no ghost. 65 00:02:48,995 --> 00:02:51,497 Why can't we have real ghosts in the house? 66 00:02:51,563 --> 00:02:53,532 Peek-a-boo. - [laughs] 67 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:56,335 Sorry, son, but we can't afford ghosts. 68 00:02:56,402 --> 00:02:58,170 Haunted houses are for the rich. 69 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:00,372 Peek-a-boo! 70 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:04,210 - Gosh darn it. I want to peek at ghosts. 71 00:03:04,276 --> 00:03:05,411 - Aw. 72 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,915 - [sobbing] 73 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,883 - Oh, cheer up, bro. 74 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:14,220 I know where to find ghosts for cheap. 75 00:03:14,286 --> 00:03:18,057 - [speaking gibberish, laughs] 76 00:03:18,124 --> 00:03:20,960 - [sighs exasperatedly] 77 00:03:21,027 --> 00:03:24,330 - Do you have a boring houseguest who won't leave? 78 00:03:24,396 --> 00:03:27,333 - Huh? Uh-huh. 79 00:03:27,399 --> 00:03:29,235 - Boo! - Aah! 80 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:30,903 [grunting goofily] 81 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,939 - Get a ghost. 82 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,041 - Hmm. [chuckles] 83 00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:37,910 - Are you tired of sleeping late? 84 00:03:37,977 --> 00:03:40,712 [alarm ringing] 85 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,581 - [shouts] - Aah! 86 00:03:42,648 --> 00:03:44,683 - Get a ghost! 87 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:47,753 Tired of meatheads laughing at your scrawny body? 88 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:49,221 - [grunts] 89 00:03:49,288 --> 00:03:51,924 [laughing] 90 00:03:51,991 --> 00:03:55,627 - Get a ghost! 91 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,663 We've got affordable spooks, 92 00:03:57,729 --> 00:04:01,000 certified to haunt your house today. 93 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:04,170 Just strangle your phone and give us a call 94 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:07,506 at Get a Ghost Incorporated! 95 00:04:07,573 --> 00:04:11,043 First haunt is always free. 96 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:15,614 - Free? You don't have to twist my nub! 97 00:04:15,681 --> 00:04:18,350 - If you'd like to make a call, please-- 98 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:20,887 [choking] 99 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,122 [eerily] Ooh... 100 00:04:23,189 --> 00:04:24,623 - Hello? 101 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:28,027 Send free ghosts to this address, please. 102 00:04:28,094 --> 00:04:29,561 Thank you! 103 00:04:29,628 --> 00:04:31,197 [doorbell rings] [gasps] 104 00:04:31,263 --> 00:04:35,401 Oh, boy, they're here! 105 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:38,270 - [laughs wickedly] 106 00:04:38,337 --> 00:04:41,473 - G-g-g-ghost delivery! 107 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:45,311 These two degenerate souls are guaranteed 108 00:04:45,377 --> 00:04:47,446 to haunt your socks off! 109 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,548 - Not my socks. 110 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:55,922 - Yeah, only if we feel likes it. 111 00:04:55,955 --> 00:04:58,424 [laughter] 112 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:00,026 - Uh, they're just kidding. 113 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:03,695 Come on, guys, you're embarrassing me now. 114 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,398 - Aw, you dropped your hat, Dutchy. 115 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:09,335 Here, let me get that for you. 116 00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:11,437 - Aah! 117 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:14,506 - Welcome to Star House, gentlemen. 118 00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,608 Are you ready to do some haunting? 119 00:05:16,675 --> 00:05:18,544 - Yeah, whatevs. 120 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,712 Where do want us to start? 121 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,315 - Mom's upstairs, and Dad's in the kitchen. 122 00:05:23,382 --> 00:05:26,452 - One side, please. Time to go to work. 123 00:05:26,518 --> 00:05:28,387 [chuckles] 124 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:31,057 - One scare, coming up. 125 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,758 [grunts] 126 00:05:32,824 --> 00:05:35,827 both: Our house is haunted! 127 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:38,664 - [singing loudly] 128 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,366 - [chuckles] 129 00:05:40,432 --> 00:05:42,701 [grunts] Mmm... 130 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:45,137 - [chuckles] - Huh? 131 00:05:46,372 --> 00:05:47,639 - [chuckles] 132 00:05:47,706 --> 00:05:49,308 - My sandwich! 133 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,010 Come back here. 134 00:05:53,345 --> 00:05:55,014 - Huh? 135 00:05:58,217 --> 00:06:00,019 - Whoa! 136 00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:01,988 Hey! 137 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:04,356 - And now for the hot stuff. [chuckles] 138 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:10,096 Dinner is served! 139 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:15,567 - * That's the best sandwich I ever ate * 140 00:06:15,634 --> 00:06:17,769 [belches] 141 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:23,409 - Hmm, this gone stale? 142 00:06:23,475 --> 00:06:27,179 [screaming] 143 00:06:27,246 --> 00:06:30,816 - I hope the other ghost is scarier than you are. 144 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:34,186 - [humming] 145 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:35,554 - [chuckles] 146 00:06:35,621 --> 00:06:38,124 - [continues humming] 147 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,769 - [whimpering] 148 00:06:50,836 --> 00:06:53,039 [screams] 149 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,377 - Ah, these ghosts are lame. 150 00:06:58,444 --> 00:07:01,680 How are we supposed to do a scary show with no scares? 151 00:07:01,747 --> 00:07:03,882 [grunts angrily] 152 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:12,824 - That cheapskate is gonna give me what he owes me... 153 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,527 whether he knows it or not! 154 00:07:17,796 --> 00:07:19,198 - Sorry, kid. 155 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:23,435 We tried, but your family's just too dumb to scare. 156 00:07:23,502 --> 00:07:26,972 - Said the worst ghosts I've ever seen. 157 00:07:27,073 --> 00:07:29,375 I could scare people better than you. 158 00:07:29,441 --> 00:07:30,776 Huh. 159 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:32,978 - Oh, yeah? all: Huh? 160 00:07:35,214 --> 00:07:37,916 - I bet you couldn't even scare that guy. 161 00:07:37,983 --> 00:07:40,552 - Oh, I couldn't, huh? 162 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:42,254 Watch and learn. 163 00:07:44,223 --> 00:07:47,859 - There's probably loose change in the couch. 164 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:52,931 Aha! I think I found a bag of money. 165 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:55,101 What the heck? 166 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,703 - That's not yours. 167 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,840 - [screaming] 168 00:08:01,907 --> 00:08:03,642 - Hey, I need that! 169 00:08:05,311 --> 00:08:07,213 - What? We can't compete with that. 170 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,448 That spooky kid is a ringer. 171 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:10,749 - Mm. 172 00:08:10,816 --> 00:08:13,352 Okay, the haunted-house-show idea is dead. 173 00:08:13,419 --> 00:08:15,554 We need another show idea, quick. 174 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,722 Hmm. 175 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,925 You two are gruesome and repulsive. 176 00:08:19,991 --> 00:08:24,130 So... we can do a makeover show! 177 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:32,604 We're taking two uglies and turning them into beauties. 178 00:08:32,671 --> 00:08:34,140 And voil�. 179 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,674 You're to die for. 180 00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:37,376 - What the-- 181 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:39,044 - Huh? Oh. 182 00:08:39,145 --> 00:08:41,380 both: Look at you! 183 00:08:41,447 --> 00:08:44,383 [laughing] 184 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:51,157 - Huh? 185 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:53,325 I wasn't trying to kill them. 186 00:08:53,392 --> 00:08:56,027 But it makes great television. 187 00:08:56,162 --> 00:08:58,230 - Huh? 188 00:08:58,297 --> 00:09:00,999 Wow. We're alive again. 189 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,601 We must've double-died. 190 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,538 - Hey, they sure buried us in some nice duds. 191 00:09:06,605 --> 00:09:11,310 both: You sweet kid. You scared us back to life. 192 00:09:11,377 --> 00:09:13,345 - Aw. - Come here, you. 193 00:09:13,412 --> 00:09:15,914 - You're welcome. You're hurting me. 194 00:09:15,981 --> 00:09:19,451 both: The Flim-Flam Brothers are back in business. 195 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,786 Ahh. 196 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,955 - And I think we're gonna like our new home. 197 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,192 [both laugh] 198 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:29,428 - Hey, nerdy kid, get me a glass of water. 199 00:09:29,495 --> 00:09:32,097 - Being haunted by ghosts is one thing, 200 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:34,966 but now they're just a couple of freeloaders. 201 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,237 - [humming] 202 00:09:38,304 --> 00:09:41,740 - Huh? The Flim-Flam Brothers? 203 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:46,578 You borrowed ten bucks from me in 1926 and skipped town. 204 00:09:46,645 --> 00:09:50,081 With interest and adjusted for inflation, 205 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:53,585 I'd say that brings it up to... 206 00:09:53,652 --> 00:09:57,022 $462,000! 207 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:58,824 - And nine cents. 208 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,992 - Sorry, we've been dead-- 209 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,428 dead broke! 210 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:05,331 [rimshot] both: [laughing] Huh? 211 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,767 - You owe me restitution! 212 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:12,838 Restitution! 213 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,307 Restitution! 214 00:10:15,374 --> 00:10:19,077 - * Hey, kiddo, what's going on? * 215 00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:23,515 - Huh? - [grunting] 216 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,417 - Aha! 217 00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:28,554 You owe me restitution, too! 218 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:32,291 - Aah! - Come back here! 219 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:35,527 - A clam flew away with my skin. 220 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:38,697 - I wouldn't be a good producer if I didn't carry a spare. 221 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,198 [giggles] 222 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,867 - Thanks, sis! 223 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:48,006 [grunting] 224 00:10:48,073 --> 00:10:50,476 Well, kids, today we learned 225 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:53,679 that ghosts aren't scary at all. 226 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,414 They're just... 227 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,917 Silly. 228 00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:01,119 - [laughs wickedly] 229 00:11:01,186 --> 00:11:02,788 Boo! 230 00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,323 - Aah! 231 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,293 - Aah! 232 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:10,028 - And just like that, those pesky kids 233 00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:11,830 were scared away, 234 00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:14,933 thanks to Get a Ghost Incorporated! 235 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,302 Aah! 236 00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:18,670 And tell them The Dutchman sent you. 237 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:19,705 Ow. 238 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:24,175 [jaunty music] 239 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,345 - I'm ready! 240 00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:28,314 I'm ready, I'm ready! 241 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:31,750 Ready to work at the Krusty Krab! 242 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,352 But first... 243 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,020 Sponge smash! 244 00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:36,655 [grunts] 245 00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:37,956 [imitating Spongebob's laugh] 246 00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:40,792 * I live in a papaya under the sea * 247 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,794 Sponge smash! [grunting] 248 00:11:42,861 --> 00:11:44,229 * Or a coconut * 249 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,831 Sponge smash! 250 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,066 Or a skunk fruit! 251 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,601 Sponge smash! 252 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,939 Stinky! Ew! 253 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,375 - More fruit, Patrick, more fruit. 254 00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:57,976 Sponge smash! 255 00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,177 [laughs goofily] 256 00:11:59,244 --> 00:12:02,448 [grunting] 257 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,016 More fruit, more fruit! 258 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,452 [laughing weakly] 259 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:11,056 - I smashed all of it. [grunts, laughs] 260 00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,724 - Aw, barnacles! 261 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,961 I got fruit on my lens, and I missed most of that. 262 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,665 - Oh, no! We're fresh out of fresh fruit. 263 00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:22,368 Back to the supermarket. 264 00:12:22,434 --> 00:12:24,603 - Aw, man. - Hyuh? 265 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,438 Hyuh! Supermarket? 266 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:31,142 Why, back in the 1940s, you didn't have to pay for fruit, 267 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:35,381 Fruit was free, and it picked itself off the trees, 268 00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:37,383 and fell into your mouth. 269 00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,851 - 1940s, got it. 270 00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:42,788 I'll be right back with more fruit. 271 00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:43,922 [humming] 272 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:45,457 1940s. 273 00:12:45,524 --> 00:12:48,026 Boop boop, beep boop bop boop. 274 00:12:48,093 --> 00:12:51,463 - Oh, and I used to squeeze the fruit juice 275 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,864 all over my face 276 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,701 and rub my butt in the fruit meat! 277 00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,237 - Ew, butt fruit! Yuck. 278 00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:02,273 - And away we go! 279 00:13:07,713 --> 00:13:09,881 Free fruit, here I come. 280 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,318 Ah, oh? 281 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,120 Hello! 282 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,622 - Warning, warning! 283 00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:19,190 If you have entered the knuclear testing area, 284 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,859 you are a knucklehead. 285 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,963 - Hi. Sorry to intrude, but can you tell me 286 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:28,166 where they keep the free fruit around here? 287 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,702 Huh? 288 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:34,673 Oh, I get it, keeping it all for yourself, huh? 289 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,743 I understand. 290 00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:40,045 I wouldn't tell anyone either. 291 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,648 No hard feelings, I'll let myself out. 292 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:48,186 I said, "No hard feelings!" 293 00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:50,556 Huh? 294 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,891 I guess you're the head of the house now. 295 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:53,925 Bye. 296 00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:57,463 - Three... 297 00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,465 Two... 298 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,332 One... 299 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,834 One and a half... 300 00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:04,870 One and a quarter... 301 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:07,272 Now, now, now. 302 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:13,044 [banging on door] 303 00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:14,546 Uh? 304 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:16,948 [grunts] 305 00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:19,250 The 1940s were boring. 306 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,619 - Did you get the fruit? 307 00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:23,154 - No, but I got something even better. 308 00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:25,123 [laughs] - Aah! 309 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,858 - * Who lives in this severed head under the sea? * 310 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,059 [knocking on door] 311 00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:31,997 - All right, you two, time for bed. 312 00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:33,031 both: Aw! 313 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,567 audience: Aw! - Aw, man! 314 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,068 - Come on, son. 315 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,538 The decapitated head'll still be here in the morning. 316 00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:41,573 [chuckles] Come on, little girl. 317 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,708 - [sighs] 318 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,175 - Bedtime! 319 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:46,812 Night. 320 00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:49,347 - Wish upon a star! 321 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,384 - [snoring] 322 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,522 - [growling] 323 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,924 - Night light? Oh, sorry. 324 00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:02,828 - [sighs, snoring] 325 00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:04,863 - [snoring] 326 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,065 - Breakfast! - [gasps] 327 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,801 [grunts] I'm coming, breakfast! 328 00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:13,238 [panting] all: Ah! 329 00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:17,208 - I've got some serious hungries in my tum-gries! 330 00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:20,378 [gobbling] all: [angry muttering] 331 00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:25,150 - Aren't you guys eating? all: [angry muttering] 332 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,652 - Sorry? 333 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,922 - Don't be sorry, sweetie. You need food to grow. 334 00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:33,024 Who's a big boy? 335 00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:36,962 - I'm a big boy! [laughs] 336 00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,865 And I'm still hungry. 337 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:43,068 [chomping] 338 00:15:47,438 --> 00:15:49,374 [chomping] 339 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,444 - Pipe wrench. - [burps] 340 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,880 - Thanks. 341 00:15:54,946 --> 00:15:57,716 - Mm, mm--gah! 342 00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,585 Uh, Patrick? 343 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,854 Do you feel any bigger today? 344 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,090 - No, thanks, I just ate. 345 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:06,224 [watch beeps] - [gasps] 346 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,026 Gotta get you camera ready. 347 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,396 You're on in five. [grunting] 348 00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:14,232 Yep, okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 349 00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:17,402 [old-timey movie music] 350 00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:19,470 * * 351 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,440 Smile, Patrick. audience: Yay! 352 00:16:22,507 --> 00:16:23,609 - You're on. 353 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,612 - Ee! 354 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:30,448 Hello, everybody, and welcome to the "Patrick Show!" 355 00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:31,650 [burps] 356 00:16:31,717 --> 00:16:32,851 - Hyuh! 357 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,319 I don't know what's going on here, 358 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,623 but bigger Patrick, bigger laughs. 359 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,690 Ah! 360 00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:41,092 - [grunting] audience: [cheering] 361 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,094 - Ooh! [muffled exclamations] 362 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,230 - And I'm your host, Patrick. 363 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,199 Uh, what? Whoopsie-gravy. 364 00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,268 - Needle-nose pliers. 365 00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:52,437 - [belches] - Thanks. 366 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:56,007 - Whew, I'm thirsty. Let's take a coffee break. 367 00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,643 [pleasant music] 368 00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:02,213 - Oh, what a wonderful hot tub, GrandPat. 369 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,083 If it was actually hot. 370 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,518 - [chugging] both: Whoa! 371 00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:11,256 - It's hot enough, but now it's too humid! 372 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,359 - Ew, tastes like mothballs. 373 00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:15,426 [burps] 374 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,998 - Patrick, you really are growing up! 375 00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:23,669 - Who's a big boy? - I'm a big boy! 376 00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,136 [laughs] 377 00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:29,240 That disgusting coffee makes me feel 10,000 feet tall! 378 00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:30,676 - [grunting, giggling] 379 00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:35,113 No butts about it, you're watching the "Patrick Show." 380 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:40,218 - When we last left the Sponge Action Man, he was-- 381 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,054 Wait, where's my Sponge Action Man? 382 00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:46,057 There you are. - Huh? Whoa! 383 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:49,527 [gasps] Patrick, you're freakishly huge! 384 00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,096 Cool! 385 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:52,363 - Wow! 386 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:56,034 It's the new talking Sponge Action Man! 387 00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:58,837 Who smiled warmly and said... 388 00:17:58,904 --> 00:18:01,239 "Sponge smash!" - Wee! Ow! 389 00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:05,343 Arrg! I'm fruit beard! [laughs] 390 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,746 - Sponge smash! - Wee! 391 00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,014 Ow! 392 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,283 Orange you glad to see me? [laughs] 393 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:13,551 - Sponge smash! - Wee! 394 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:14,452 Ow! 395 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,321 An apple a day keeps the-- 396 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,623 Oh, you know, I think I'm sensing a pattern here. 397 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:22,894 - Oh? That banana's huge. - Sponge smash! 398 00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:24,329 both: [laughing] 399 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,767 - [laughs] 400 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:32,137 - Oh, what a beautiful day for a beautiful parade, 401 00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:33,772 huh, Midge? [chuckles] 402 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:37,342 - Then Sponge Action Man smashed the banana 403 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,144 with his teeth! 404 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,213 - Sponge bite! [chomps] 405 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,182 - Ooh, that's looks good. 406 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,117 Patrick bite! [chomps] 407 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:49,320 - [laughs] 408 00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:52,090 [laughs] 409 00:18:52,157 --> 00:18:54,592 Hey, this is a nice fixer-upper! 410 00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,495 - You know, Clint, we have been hosting 411 00:18:57,562 --> 00:19:01,867 this parade for 12 years, and I have seen 412 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:06,337 a parade balloon eating another parade balloon! 413 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:07,939 both: Oh! 414 00:19:08,006 --> 00:19:09,140 crowd: [screams] 415 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:12,010 - That's no balloon, it's a big boy! 416 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,612 - Ah! 417 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:17,382 [panicked muttering] crowd: [screaming] 418 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,950 - Loud noises! 419 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,286 - Oh, ho, ho, yes! 420 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:24,155 This is mindless entertainment gold! 421 00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,792 - Extra! Read all about it! 422 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:30,028 Military called in to combat pink monster! 423 00:19:30,095 --> 00:19:31,596 - They were? 424 00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:37,068 - Extra, extra! We're okay! 425 00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:40,371 - [frustrated grunting] 426 00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:43,674 Why won't you toys stay where I put you? 427 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,143 - Fire! 428 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,012 crowd: [screaming] 429 00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:50,181 - Cool! Roller skates! 430 00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:54,319 [grunts, laughing] Whoa! 431 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:56,121 - Oh, those were our best tanks. 432 00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,857 We'll have to resort to knuclear missiles. 433 00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:02,727 - Don't you dare hurt my big brother! 434 00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:06,164 He's not a monster, he's just big-boned. 435 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:07,833 - Bombs away! 436 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,302 - Ow. Ow! 437 00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:13,104 Stupid mosquitoes. 438 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,739 Make-up! 439 00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:17,943 - Uh-oh! - Did you see him grow again? 440 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,711 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 441 00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:24,015 Patrick must have been hit with knuclear radiation 442 00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:27,118 on his outside to make him big. 443 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:30,956 So we just gotta get him some radiation on his inside 444 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,657 to make him small. 445 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:34,826 - I'll try anything at this point. 446 00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:37,762 Takeover, soldier. Hi--Whoa! 447 00:20:37,829 --> 00:20:39,730 - Atten-hut! 448 00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:46,771 soldiers: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! 449 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,107 Huh, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! 450 00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:50,408 Hup, hup! 451 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:54,679 - Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy? 452 00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:59,117 - Oh! I'm a big boy! [laughs] 453 00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:04,022 Hot dog! [barking] 454 00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:08,493 Hey, where's the mustard? 455 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,997 - Mustard squad, move in! 456 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,099 mustard squad: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! 457 00:21:17,202 --> 00:21:18,636 - [chomps, swallows] 458 00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,639 [sighs] Could have used some relish. 459 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:25,210 [belches] both: Whoa! 460 00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:26,377 Ooh! 461 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:29,480 - Aw, I was just getting comfortable. 462 00:21:29,547 --> 00:21:32,550 - I was just getting digested. 463 00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:34,152 - Plunger! 464 00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:36,287 - [burps] - Whoa! Ow. 465 00:21:36,354 --> 00:21:37,588 Thanks! 466 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:38,689 all: [cheering] 467 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,358 - Yeah! - All right! 468 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,826 - Yay! 469 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,028 - Hooray! 470 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,795 - Yay! 471 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,098 [high-pitched] Yay! 472 00:21:47,165 --> 00:21:48,666 - Mwah! 473 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:51,769 Who's a shrunken boy? 474 00:21:51,836 --> 00:21:54,005 - [high-pitched] I'm a shrunken boy! 475 00:21:54,072 --> 00:21:57,242 And we'll see you next time on the "Patrick Show!" 476 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,045 - Ooh! My turn! 477 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,812 Patrick smash! 478 00:22:03,214 --> 00:22:04,515 - [laughs] 479 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:05,750 both: [laughing] 480 00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:16,027 * * 481 00:22:16,077 --> 00:22:20,627 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0